drapetomania:

Hi-fiveing after sex because you were both so awesome.

(via self-seeking)

css3pal:

Life is short. If you beefin with somebody swing on em today because they might be dead tomorrow.

(via psyducked)

venusaurphobia:

my friends: they were totally flirting with you just then
me: they were mocking me at best and most likely casting a curse on me

(via kesus-deactivated20180911)

flatsound:

i’m gonna feel so good one day

(via cybergirlfriend-deactivated2022)

birdghost:

papatulus:

friend-rice:

snowysauropteryx:

snowysauropteryx:

Antarctic sponges live on a time scale we can barely comprehend. 

UPDATE: WHAT THE FUCK

old boys

it took me 3 times reading this post to realized that (wild) meant living in the wild and wasn’t just a casual remark on the longevity of these organisms

(via prose-beforehoes-deactivated201)